Skinny Jeans Are Evil ?

Recently, I read a fun article about why the skinny jeans are the worst. I'm kinda confused, because I love skinny jeans, but everything bad about the skinny jeans in that article makes sense.

1. "First of all, shopping for them is a total nightmare. Good luck sifting through thousands of options to find a pair that looks good and fits well."

2."Hopefully you didn't pick the wrong pair. (You know, the ones that create extra bulk in your nether regions.)"

3. " Forget storing anything in the pockets. Skinny jeans are usually too tight to be able to stuff your cell phone (or heaven forbid, your tampon) in there without it being painfully obvious."

4. "Enjoy the frustration when they start gaping at the back... or at the knees... or in the crotch."

5. "You're constantly fighting against the muffin top."

Joke aside, I still love skinny jeans no matter what.